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A few comments from Richard's post today at WASP 101:

"This week, I plan to focus on the best dressed men on television."

Notice how Richard presumes to know what "best" means. Richard, perhaps in your opinion he is one of the best dressed. Perhaps you would be better served posting his photo and describing his style without ramming your subjective taste down our throats. Why is he the best dressed? Who defines it? What does best mean?

"The men have a WASPy take on fashion."

We have already established that Richard has no clue what "WASPy" means. Why not just post it and describe it rather than attempting to put a label on it?

"enjoy!"

Richard, your constant use of the exclamation mark is like laughing at your own jokes. How about this. Try moving from complete asshole territory to just asshole territory. Then we'll work on moving you out of asshole territory. This might take some time but we'll get there.

I have no idea how stupid I look

From the excellent blog, Ivy Style:

Lower Middlebrow: Double-breasted suit and “splashy” tie in city, sport shirt and colored slacks in country.

Looking for a nickname for Richard

Nothing too offensive - one temper tantrum is enough.

Are you talkin' to me?

Monkey See - Monkey Do

We all know that Richard has no imagination, creativity or intellectual ability. Here Richard tries to copy an image he saw at the Sartorialist. The Italian looks good, relaxed, HIMSELF. Richard looks like the usual douche bag that he is.

Would you take fashion advice from this guy?

Me, me, me

"Great pictures! I just wanted to let you know that I have returned. With work and many blogging haters out there, I let my blog get to me. Anyway, being the determined bastard that I am, I refuse to let them cause me to quit."

The above is a comment left by Richard on Laguna Beach Trad's blog (February 19th post)

Notice how Richard doesn't have anything intelligent to add to the post. It's all me, me ,me come back to my blog Admiral Cod because you are so cool and intelligent and you give my crappy blog credibility.....

Richard, Admiral Cod is a worldly, intelligent, articulate person. I'm sure he doesn't give two craps whether you're back or not. Ask yourself Richard: What do you ADD to Admiral Cod's life? Nothing? You got it.

There's a lot of stupid piling up at WASP 101. As soon as I can find a good shovel, I'll mock - post something.