Wednesday, March 4, 2009


It's Chuck Bass here. Listen I want you to stop harrassing Richard. He's really stressed out and won't have sex with me. I bought him flowers to help cheer him up but to no avail. I even bought him a new pair of bowling shoes - I mean saddle shoes. Please no more. He's got his cream trousers all in a bunch.

1 comment:

  1. If self one ,primary identity known as Richard is
    beginning to reject Mr Bass,then perhaps Mr Bass should
    turn his affections to self 2 ,secondary identity known
    as Worthington,..Worthington WARHOL
    excuse me.
    Having the privilege of an existence removed from
    the self ,to the completion of a living breathing
    alter ego, should help to reconcile the situation for Mr Bass
    and his request ,all is not lost. Worhtington to the rescue!!
    Bravo Asshole!!!!!